The Most Random System

Chapter 1078 - 484: Customer Service Xiaolin Is Not Happy to Serve You_2

Finally, another half minute passed, and with the movement of his Adam’s apple, the food in his mouth was chewed to a swallowable state, starting its journey down to become waste.Wu Lifeng let out a long sigh of relief, at this moment, he finally felt alive again.

Unfortunately, the elders were also present, and Wu Lifeng, who found himself unable even to murder, could only press his left hand tightly on Lin Li’s thigh and whispered fiercely:

"Lin Li, did you recently come into some money?"

Lin Li: "Oh O.o? Brother, how did you find out I’ve become a millionaire?"

Could it be that you also have a system?

Wu Lifeng gritted his teeth: "Because I realized you are now particularly fated with wealth and money, taking up half, you’re especially cheap!!!"

"You’re flattering me, brother," Lin Li scratched his head shyly on hearing this, unwilling to take all the credit for himself, pointed at Sister Xuan next to him:

"Actually, Sister Xuan is the mastermind. This was originally her way to harm me, but after finding out how smart I am, she gave up, but didn’t want to waste the idea, so she..."

Wu Lifeng: "So I’m the dumb one, huh☉_☉."

I’m really foolish... really... how could I believe what Lin Li said...

From today, I must eat with elegance! I must chew thoroughly!

Next to them, Qin Xuan slightly frowned on hearing this: "What mastermind? I don’t understand what you guys are talking about. Eating in big bites is really satisfying, Miao Miao, come on, take a big bite."

Qin Xuan stuffed food into Miao Miao’s mouth that was also a big bite for him.

After chewing for a long time and finally swallowing: "Thank you, is there more?"

Qin Xuan turned her gaze to Wu Lifeng, nodded without speaking, but at this moment, silence speaks louder than words.

—Look, this is normal.

Wu Lifeng: "..."

When Lin Li used to play with Qin Xuan during childhood, I should have joined in more.

Faced with four hands being more than two fists can handle, Wu Lifeng looked expressionlessly at his dinner plate and shook his head sadly:

"I will never laugh again..."

"I have become the most pitiful person in this world..."

Looking at the sad yet immensely low-pressure state of Wu Lifeng, Lin Li also felt somewhat unconscionable.

After all, he actually didn’t predict Wu Lifeng would be so economical with food that he wasn’t willing to spit it out and insisted on eating it all.

Thinking about this, Lin Li decided to cheer Wu Lifeng up a bit.

"Bro, take a look at this video." Lin Li elbowed his cousin apologetically.

"What?" Wu Lifeng turned his downturned mouth to look.

On Lin Li’s phone screen was a pure red background, and the video’s protagonist was actually Nai An.

Wu Lifeng was stunned for a moment: "Wait a sec."

But Nai An didn’t wait for him:

"There is hip-hop in China! Who do you like the most? PGone! P! G! one!"

"Celebrate the wine for you! Don’t get swelled up too early! Sing every song well! Go back to Harbin to see the neighborhood folks!"

"Big sister’s hair is already done! She is now soaking naked in the bathroom! Later she will wear sexy reindeer! I won’t come back too early tonight! Definitely won’t disturb you! Just have fun, but remember to take care of her — really — well!"

Wu Lifeng: "..."

Expected as much.

After listening to Nai An’s support rap, Wu Lifeng really wanted to keep his mouth downturned, but after a few twitches, he really couldn’t hold it anymore.

Even the most depressive person would smile at this video.

According to unofficial history, when Bao Qiang and Bao Wei were at their lowest, it was by watching this video that they got through.

Known as one of the top ten disgraceful events of the 21st century.

If you ask me what the other nine are, just copy this video nine times.

Bear in mind, despite the exposé of the cheating news, Nai An, unable to breach a contract with the TV station, was still singing love songs with his wife at the New Year’s Eve concert that night.

"If there’s no hip-hop in China~ Nai An at least has a home~~" Lin Li continued singing.

"Alright, alright," Wu Lifeng conceded while waving his hand in defeat, "you win."

All that talk about "never laughing again" and "becoming the world’s most pitiful person"... indeed, I was too hasty.

...

The banquet dispersed at nine.

In fact, everyone had already finished eating well before eight, it was just that the elders kept chatting until now.

If not for the emergence of that "I’ll take my leave first now" brave leader, they would still be chatting.

"Lin Li, you’re driving, your mom had a bit to drink, and then take them along, it’s your cousin aunt and uncle."

When Wu Min signaled Lin Li could leave, she had a family with her.

"Hello, Uncle and Auntie."

Counted as distant relatives, Lin Li had barely met them before, so he just gave a simple greeting and went downstairs carrying the gifts towards the car.

After placing the two families’ gifts in the trunk, Lin Li got in the car, received the destination from his cousin aunt’s family, and then drove off.

In the car, Wu Min chatted intermittently with this family, while Lin Li remained silent.

It was clear that Wu Min wasn’t very familiar with them either, as she spoke in a very formal tone.

After reaching the family’s house downstairs, Lin Li got out of the car and opened the trunk.

Their child, after seeing the parents each take a gift, also took and walked off with a gift full of snacks from Lin Li’s home.

"This one’s for brother, your family has already taken theirs." Lin Li politely smiled and reminded.

The other party didn’t listen and quickly ran behind his mom holding the gift, poking his head out and pouting at Lin Li.

How cute, makes one want to punch him dead.

He had been chattering in the car nonstop.

The cousin aunt saw this and laughed: "Lin Li, is it just you at home?"

"Yes, Auntie, why?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly.

"You’re already driving, you’re an adult now. Auntie sees the box is full of snacks little kids like; you probably don’t like them anymore, right? Auntie actually has another child at home..."

The map of Yan Kingdom is notoriously short, Lin Li smiled: "Auntie, it’s really not a coincidence. What I love most is these snacks for kids."

Seeing the other party not follow the expected direction at all, the woman opened and closed her mouth, finally even showing slight dissatisfaction:

"This... you’re this old, how can you still love eating these?"

Lin Li smiled and waved his hand forcefully, retorting: "Don’t mention it, Auntie, it’s all because of you that I love them~"

The cousin aunt froze: "Huh? What does your liking for these have to do with me?"

Lin Li replied calmly this time: "Yeah, Auntie, what does my liking have to do with you?"

Cousin aunt: "?"

"Pfft—" Wu Min turned her head and made some discordant sound, but when she turned back, her face was already angry and serious: "Lin Li! How can you speak like that? No manners at all."

Then Wu Min apologetically looked at this family: "Sorry, cousin sister, my Lin Li has a lower emotional intelligence; he just says whatever, sorry, sorry."

Lin Li smiled.

Is it only my fault for voicing the thoughts in my mind?

So Sister Min, you don’t even bother to pretend to deny my words, huh.

The cousin aunt hesitated to speak, but the cousin uncle felt somewhat embarrassed, took the gift back from the son and returned it to Lin Li’s car, then hastily said a few words and walked home, forgetting even the usual polite phrases like "would you like to come in" or "let’s meet up again soon."

Getting back into the driver’s seat and starting to drive home, Lin Li shook his head: "Such relatives are annoying."

"Next time, don’t be so direct." Wu Min said not so kindly.

"Mom, you know, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, I have a friend—"

Wu Min: "Shut up, I don’t want to hear it."

Darn it, she saw through me, Lin Li pouted.

"Ugh—" Wu Min stretched lazily in the passenger seat, wobbling her still somewhat dizzy head, "Lin Li, I don’t know if I’ll be able to get up tomorrow morning, you’ll have to go to school by yourself then."

"Got it."

"Sigh, your mom’s holiday ends tomorrow, the next time I’ll be home probably won’t be until Chinese New Year."

Wu Min sighed. She had a full week’s leave this New Year’s, and regardless of being a student, when a long vacation ends, there’s a bit of sorrow:

"How could a week go by so fast, it feels like it’s just begun..."

Lin Li: "Dear, I’m sorry, after checking here, your New Year’s holiday has indeed ended. We apologize, this is our issue, we offer you a retirement delay of 3-5 years as compensation, so you can enjoy a few more New Year holidays in the future, is that ok?"

Wu Min: "(•́へ•́╬)?"

"Stop saying such unlucky things, beware, mom will slap you."

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Dear, we’re sorry, after checking here, your National Day and Mid-Autumn holiday has indeed ended. We apologize, this is our issue, Customer Service Xiao Tian compensates you a retirement delay of 3-5 years, so you can enjoy a few more National Day and Mid-Autumn holidays in the future, is that ok?