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I accidentally joined a group of charlatans, so I immediately called the police and handed it over t
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[Urban Imagination] + [Handing Over to the Nation] + [Divine Chat Group] + [Rise of a Great Power] + [Nationwide Ascension]Chen Xi, a 25-year-old office worker, is unexpectedly pulled into a "Heavenly Court Exchange Group".Seeing the [Marrow Cleansing Pill] and the Jade Emperor's [Peach Pit] posted by Sun Wukong in the group, he didn't choose to secretly cultivate immortality, but instead dialed 110!"Officer, I need to report a crime! My phone has come to life, I want to hand it over to the state!"This phone call directly triggered "Project Nantianmen"!Trading spicy snacks for magic pills? A national think tank can help you negotiate a better price!Game consoles swapped for magical artifacts? Chinese Academy of Sciences conducts reverse engineering research overnight!Trading Erguotou for spirit stones? The Strategic Deception Bureau personally handled the copywriting!From then on, with the backing of the strongest motherland, Chen Xi thrived in the Heavenly Court.Sun Wukong: "Brother Chen, do you still have the 'Black Myth' game? I'll trade you my monkey hair for it!"The Jade Emperor: "Minister Chen, I greatly admire this 'aircraft carrier.' May I have another one?"When the Western gods awoke and attempted to conquer Earth, they were met with a fully armed army of Chinese cultivators!Chen Xi: "Excuse me, this is China, and gods are forbidden from passing through!"
- Chapter 1: Accidentally Entering a Group of Immortals, I Immediately Called the Police
- Chapter 2: In front of the police, a golden pill fell out of the phone!
- Chapter 3 I have only one request: Protect my family!
- Chapter 4 This is not scientific! The old professor suffered a heart attack on the spot!
- Chapter 5, "Project Nantianmen," is launched!
- Chapter 6 The Mad Scientist Su Qingge
- Chapter 7 Expert: Send diamonds! Chen Xi: No, send spicy strips!
- Chapter 8 Holy crap! Sun Wukong is so impressed by how delicious a bag of spicy strips is that it
- Chapter 9 Monkey King's Gift: The Shock of a Single Monkey Hair
- Chapter 10 Analysis of Monkey Hair: A Biotechnology Ahead of Its Time
- Chapter 11 Negative Merit? The State Forces You to Get a Top-Up!
- Chapter 12 The Power of the Infrastructure Maniac: Merit Points Soar!
- Chapter 13: The Hero's Twilight, The King of Soldiers' Last Mission
- Chapter 14 Broken Bones Reattached, A Super Warrior of the New Era!
- Chapter 15 A Refined Item from Nine Heavens Fire? Even Immortals Would Be Fooled.
- Chapter 16: Searching for a New Target, the Wine Immortal Takes the Bait!
- Chapter 17 Red Star 2 Guo Tou, Drunk on Heavenly Immortals
- Chapter 18 Priceless Elixir Formula, Military-Grade Body Strengthening Fluid
- Chapter 19 Scientific Alchemy: The First Batch of Strengthening Fluid Produced
- Chapter 20 The Power of the Bodily Fluid, the Transformation of the Special Forces
- Chapter 21 The military is shaken, the Super Soldier Project!
- Chapter 22 The Joy of Salted Fish: Top-Tier Privileges from the State
- Chapter 23 Chang'e's Anxiety About Her Appearance
- Chapter 24 Divine Water VS Celestial Jade Dew
- Chapter 25 The Fairy's Gift, One Youth-Preserving Herb
- Chapter 26 A Glimmer of Hope in the Fight Against Cancer
- Chapter 27 The Eagle's Sense of Smell, Top Agents Deployed
- Chapter 28 The Fall of a Top Agent: A Kick from a Security Guard
- Chapter 29: Intellectual Superiority, Feeding the CIA "Pig Feed"
- Chapter 30 Heavenly Court Group 2.0: Ushering in the Era of Private Chat!
- Chapter 31: The Dao Ancestor's Private Message – Interested in Erguotou?
- Chapter 32: A copy of "Junior High School Chemistry" - Dao Ancestor treasured it like a pr
- Chapter 33 Refining Notes: A Leap Forward in Materials Science!
- Chapter 34 Application of Xuan Tie No. 1: A National Treasure
- Chapter 35 Global Live Broadcast: Arrogance and Skepticism from the West
- Chapter 36 The real person appears, the first act of slapping faces.
- Chapter 37: Irrefutable Data Evidence, the Collapse of a Nobel Laureate
- Chapter 38 Hero's Tears, the Emotional Explosion at the Press Conference
- Chapter 39 Stock Price Crash, A Dimensional Reduction Attack from the East
- Chapter 40 Merit as Vast as the Sea: The Metamorphosis of the Candle Dragon's Body
- Chapter 41 Foundation Establishment Successful, Evolution That Science Cannot Explain
- Chapter 42 Spiritual Vision: Seeing Through the Reality of the World
- Chapter 43 The Gods' Complaints, A New Demand from the Thunder God
- Chapter 44 Tesla Coil, Deceiving Lei Gong and Making Him Lame
- Chapter 45 The Energy Gift Package, Thor's Industrial Revolution
- Chapter 46 Dimensional Reduction and Deconstruction: The Energy of Imaginary Space
- Chapter 47 Myth is Technology: Cracking the Code of Energy Storage
- Chapter 48 "Kuafu" Battery, a Nuclear Power Plant in the Palm of Your Hand
- Chapter 49 A Strategic Maneuver: Establishing New Rules for World Energy
- Chapter 50 Mental Dependence, Online Novel Login to Heaven
- Chapter 51 Everyone's urging for more updates; even immortals are crazy about online novels.
- Chapter 52 Nezha's Reward: 1 Wisp of Samadhi True Fire
- Chapter 53 The Power of the Fire Seed, The Birth of Xuan Tie No. 2
- Chapter 54 The US Panic, Unfathomable Eastern Witchcraft
- Chapter 55 You have a lithography machine, I have the Dao Ancestor!
- Chapter 56 The Dao Ancestor's Guidance, the Method of the Image-Recording Stone
- Chapter 57 The Combination of Technology and Metaphysics: The Psionic Lithography Machine
- Chapter 58 Bypassing Silicon: The Birth of Crystal Chips
- Chapter 59 Kunlun Appears in the World, We Created a God
- Chapter 60 Dimensional Reduction Attack, Judgment from the Future
- Chapter 61 A Military Order: Setting Rules for the World
- Chapter 62 The Second Global Press Conference: The Contempt of the US
- Chapter 63 The Ultimate Weapon! The Pangu Framework and the Frozen Era
- Chapter 64 Even Gods Go Crazy: The Inhumanly Extravagant Silver Alliance
- Chapter 65 Circuit Breaker! All circuit breakers activated!
- Chapter 66 The Dawn of a New Era, the Twilight of the Old Hegemony
- Chapter 67 The Pay-to-Win Frenzy! The Intense Battle Among the Heavenly Gods
- Chapter 68 The Only Messenger, You Are the Fate of the Nation Itself
- Chapter 69 Breaking the Forbidden Zone of the Gods, the Secret of Immortality
- Chapter 70 The Shennong Project: Cultivating a Future
- Chapter 71 The Art of Playing the Victim, the Wrath of the Gods
- Chapter 72 The Darkest Hour: Let the Bullets Fly for a While
- Chapter 73 The Dimensional Reduction Attack of a Glass of Water
- Chapter 74 The Silent Trial, Let the Bullets Fly for a While
- Chapter 75 The Kneeling Public Intellectuals: Poisonous Incense Offerings
- Chapter 76 When compatriots are in trouble, how can we be petty?
- Chapter 77 "The Moving Novel": The Return of Dimensional Attack
- Chapter 78 The First Cinema in Heaven
- Chapter 79 The Jade Emperor's Schemes, My Harem Is Just Like That
- Chapter 80 The Breath of the Breath of Earth, the Choked Throat
- Chapter 81 The Plan to Mending the Heavens, A Flood Control Solution for the Jade Emperor
- Chapter 82 The Colors of Miracles, the Wheat Fields of the Gods
- Chapter 83 Green Tsunami, the Collapse of the Four Heavenly Kings
- Chapter 84 The Drunken Old General, the Poisonous Incense
- Chapter 85 Mathematical Dimensional Reduction Attack, the Nightmare of the Electronic Dictionary
- Chapter 86 The Key to Evolution, the Gamble Named "Dawn"
- Chapter 87 The Silent Milk, The Price of Arrogance
- Chapter 88 A forgotten corner of the world, the sound of reading aloud in the Liangshan Mountains
- Chapter 89 A Country Bumpkin Entering the City, Arrogance and Prejudice Outside the Examination Hall
- Chapter 90: The Storm of Perfect Scores – Is This Cheating or a Miracle?
- Chapter 91 The Belated Truth, the Entire Internet Begs for a Box of Milk
- Chapter 92 The Prelude to Ragnarok: A Battlefield of Words and Light
- Chapter 93 The Birth of Classes, the Distinguished SVIP and the Alliance Leader's Order
- Chapter 94 The Pay-to-Win War: The Giant Spirit God Gets Played with Too Much
- Chapter 95 The Black Hole of Desire, the Severed Artery
- Chapter 96 The Gods' Carnival, Newton's Coffin Lid
- Chapter 97 A 5-ton slap silences the world.
- Chapter 98 Deception or Miracle? A Ticket to Hell
- Chapter 99 Kneel down and listen to the sound of money shattering.
- Chapter 100 Sitting on this throne, I am a robber.
- Chapter 101 The Enraged Lion, the Steel Cloud Over the Pacific
- Chapter 102 Lei Gong's "Copyright Protection": Electromagnetic Violent Aesthetics fro
- Chapter 103 Modified Version 055: A Non-existent "Weather Ship"
- Chapter 104 Departure from Port, the Non-existent "Fishing Boat"
- Chapter 105 Provocation: The F-35 Dancing on Death's Nose
- Chapter 106 Divine Punishment: Ball Lightning, a Thing Newton Couldn't Control
- Chapter 107 Escaping the Asylum, the 5-kilometer "Death Zone"
- Chapter 108 The White House's Silence: The Century-Old Lie About "UFOs"
- Chapter 109 The Gods' Copyright Fees, Lei Gong's "Versailles" Moment
- Chapter 110 Who threw trash in his bathtub?
- Chapter 111 The Red Silence Before the Storm
- Chapter 112 The Insect in Amber
- Chapter 113 Desperate Red, Amber That God Cannot Shatter
- Chapter 114 The Humiliation of Blue Overalls: We Don't Produce Garbage
- Chapter 115 A Bill of 300 Million: Ugliness is Also a Sin
- Chapter 116 Leaving on his knees, is the face of a deity made of glue?
- Chapter 117 The Bloodshed Caused by Zhang Danfang, Is This Also Called Code?
- Chapter 118 Optimus Prime's Left Leg: Even Gods Have to Open Blind Boxes
- Chapter 119 The Last Line of Defense in the West, Nezha's Anxiety Over His "Broken Leg&quo
- Chapter 120 A "Scientific" Analysis of the Wind and Fire Wheels, Su Qingge's Worldvie
- Chapter 121 The Limits of Speed, the US's "Dark Star" Provocation
- Chapter 122 The Vermilion Bird Cries, The Throne in the Sky
- Chapter 123 The Hero's Medal, and the Devil's Bill
- Chapter 124 How can a mortal compare to a god?
- Chapter 125 89 Mysterious Techniques? No, it's an enhanced version of Military Boxing.
- Chapter 126 A Dog's Life of a Winner
- Chapter 127 Hunger Marketing, Erlang Shen's "It's So Good" Law
- Chapter 128 It's hard to go from extravagance to frugality; this isn't meat, it's poi
- Chapter 129 The highest level of scarcity marketing is making even gods anxious.
- Chapter 130 The Immortal's Contract of Indenture is a Bowl of Braised Pork
- Chapter 131 A proud spine is meant to be broken.
- Chapter 132 Humans are worse than dogs; that's an insurmountable chasm.
- Chapter 133 The Gaze of God, The Darkest Hour Before Dawn
- Chapter 134 The Darkest Hour Before Dawn: The Sound of Chains Breaking
- Chapter 135: The End! The Awakening of a Young Dragon
- Chapter 136 Half a disciple of Meishan Sect, do you dare to bear the weight of a god?
- Chapter 137 is also a form of mercy, such as sending you to your death.
- Chapter 138 Anger is not meant to be swallowed, you idiot.
- Chapter 139 A Mortal's Praise: Raising That Middle Finger
- Chapter 140 Science is dead, theology dances on the ruins
- Chapter 141 God's Gift is a Heart-wrenching Scream
- Chapter 142 An Exorbitant Bill: The Resort for That Dog
- Chapter 143 The Spider Cave's "Double 1": There are only zero times and countless tim
- Chapter 144 The US's "Internet Cutoff Operation": Who Touched My Internet Cable?
- Chapter 145 The Spider Cave Firewall: Following the Network Cable to Eat You
- Chapter 146: The Pentagon Turns into a Haunted House; Bad Review Due to Slow Internet Speed
- Chapter 147 The dignity of a great power is a solar storm; Chen Xi's dignity is a man-slaying b
- Chapter 148 Even immortals have to watch live streams; Chang'e's Moon Palace isn't so
- Chapter 149 This isn't lipstick, it's the scepter for ruling the harem.
- Chapter 150 Trying to fool me with this junk? I want national treasures!
- Chapter 151 The Queen Mother's Dimensional Subversion Attack: Who Agrees and Who Disagrees?
- Chapter 152 Beaker Exchanged for Alchemy Furnace: "Industrial Waste" from Laozi
- Chapter 153 The Queen Mother's Buyer's Show: The Jade Emperor Dropped His Glass Cup in Fri
- Chapter 154 Da Bao Sees Me Every Day: Precise Poverty Alleviation Harvest
- Chapter 155 The Strongest Grass Planting in the Three Realms: That Heartbreaking Fragrance of the Mo
- Chapter 156 This is the Way of the Mahjong, where the secrets of heaven unfold within a small space.
- Chapter 157 Who dares to steal my thunder? Trade the rules!
- Chapter 158 Spring Breeze Doesn't Reach Yumen Pass? I Want to Make the Areas Inside and Outside
- Chapter 159 The Chlorophyll Panic of the US, Laozi's Obsession with Pure Colors
- Chapter 160 The Jade Emperor, missing one member, sells off his assets in the group chat.
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