Enjoyment-oriented male god

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Xiao Zheng truly lives up to his title as Chow Tai Fook's customer service director; he is indeed very professional.

He spent more than half an hour explaining in detail to Xiao Ze and the other two all the top luxury products in the five safes.

There are ten items in total, roughly divided into two categories: watches and jewelry.

The watches include Patek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, and Rolex.

Jewelry includes necklaces, pendants, bracelets, rings, handbags, and Guanyin figurines.

The most expensive item is a Patek Philippe Sky Tourbillon watch priced at 3500 million.

Both the Queen of England and the King of Siam had one.

The cheapest is a Rolex Rainbow Daytona, priced at 420 million, an 18K gold watch fully diamond-encrusted.

The Crown Prince of Tokyo wears this on a daily basis.

Having watched the whole process, not to mention Xiao Ze and Li Xiwei,

Even Bai Jingyi, a former heiress, found it eye-opening.

Bai Jingyi suddenly noticed that Xiao Ze had put the Patek Philippe watch, worth over 30 million yuan, on his wrist.

What does this mean? It's equivalent to always carrying around over 30 million yuan in cash!

Bai Jingyi's heart fluttered instantly.

If she previously thought there was only a 1% chance that Xiao Ze would keep his promise,

At that moment, it surged to 50%.

Xiao Zheng bowed and said, "Honorable Mr. Xiao, it is an honor to serve you this time."

"If you have any further questions, you can call me anytime, 24/7. I guarantee I'll be there whenever you need me..."

After saying that, he shook hands with Xiao Ze to say goodbye.

After Xiao Zheng left

Li Xiwei said hesitantly:

"Xiao Ze, could you... could you lend me that bag for a couple of days?"

"Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of it, I won't get it dirty, I won't lose it, and I certainly won't break it."

Xiao Ze turned to Bai Jingyi and asked:

"You should be able to drive, right? How are your driving skills?"

Bai Jingyi gave a soft "hmm".

Neither humble nor arrogant, simply put:

"Your driving skills are excellent."

Xiao Ze said, "Okay, this afternoon you will personally teach me how to drive."

"You must be tired from the journey. Go take a bath and then go back to the master bedroom for a nap. I'll wake you when it's time to leave."

Without saying a word, Bai Jingyi immediately got up and walked out.

The study was suddenly left with only Xiao Ze and Li Xiwei.

Xiao Ze went over and locked the door from the inside.

Li Xiwei's heart skipped a beat, and an ominous feeling welled up inside her.

Xiao Ze sat back down in his computer chair, looked at her, and coughed lightly.

"When I was little, if I accidentally got my clothes dirty while playing outside, I felt like I had committed a serious crime and would definitely be scolded by my parents when I got home. I was so scared that I would dawdle and not dare to go home."

"When I was a kid, if I didn't do well on a small test, I felt like the sky was falling. When I got home, my parents would definitely beat me. I was so scared that I wanted to run away from home and hide at my classmate's house. They couldn't chase me away."

"If you had a falling out with your friends when you were a child, you could remember it from childhood to old age and never forget it."

"When I was a kid, if I broke up with my girlfriend or boyfriend, I felt like my life had no meaning and I wanted to destroy the world, cough cough."

Li Xiwei was completely bewildered; this seemed different from what she had expected.

What kind of nonsense is this?

Li Xiwei couldn't help but retort:

"This isn't like you at all. Why have you suddenly become so long-winded? What exactly are you trying to say?"

Xiao Ze said, "I just want to tell you that things you can't accept now will be viewed in a completely different way in a few years."

Li Xiwei: "For example?"

Xiao Ze, barely suppressing his embarrassment, cleared his throat: "..."

"Ah!!" Li Xiwei was so surprised she almost jumped up.

My cheeks, ears, and neck instantly turned red and felt hot!

"Thump thump thump" He retreated seven or eight steps, until he reached the doorway.

This was after she had attended classes for two days and had already mentally anticipated Xiao Ze's lack of focus on his studies.

Otherwise, the reaction will only be greater.

Looking at Xiao Ze at this moment, she felt as if she were looking at a great demon king wearing human skin.

It took three deep breaths to finally calm my agitated emotions.

His face flushed red, he squeezed out two words through clenched teeth:

"slacker student!"

Xiao Ze righteously refuted, "Completely wrong..."

Eight hundred words omitted here!

After attending my best friend's wedding,

Li Xiwei was both ashamed and angry.

While quickly grabbing tissues to wipe it, she said angrily:

"Xiao Ze! I want to kill you!"

"Why didn't you tell me beforehand that you'd spray perfume on the bride? You did it on purpose, you bastard!"

Xiao Ze smiled and asked, "Let me test you. Do you know what ingredients make up cologne?"

Li Xiwei was stunned for two seconds, then angrily said:

"It's just water and protein, are you going to exaggerate how precious it is?"

Xiao Ze smiled and encouraged him:

"You truly deserve to be called an outstanding class leader; you're absolutely right."

"But to be precise, the ingredients also contain trace elements. So the question is, do you think this stuff is really dirty?"

"Or, do you think water with added protein and trace elements is dirty?"

Although Li Xiwei wiped the perfume off her T-shirt and skirt, some residue still remained.

Hearing this, he said angrily:

"Don't you know the source? You didn't even look at its origin. Then tell me, isn't sweat dirty?"

Xiao Ze said, "For young people like us, more than 95% of our sweat is water. The feeling of being dirty is mainly psychological."

"In daily life, things like roadside dust, mobile phone screens, and door handles are actually dirtier than sweat."

Li Xiwei glared fiercely at Xiao Ze and said in a cute but fierce tone:

"What exactly do you want to say? Speak up!"

"And also, you promised to give me ten thousand yuan to buy new clothes, but you've gotten them all dirty!"

Xiao Ze decisively took out his phone and transferred 10,000 yuan to her via WeChat, saying:

You can rest assured of my reputation. I will always keep my word.

"Send me your uniform and bank card information. WeChat has a limit; once you transfer too much, it won't be able to transfer any more."

Li Xiwei saw that Xiao Ze was still ignoring what was happening below.

Let it cool down in the air.

I couldn't help but mutter to myself, "Shameless!"

Li Xiwei bent her slender waist and squatted halfway down.

She reached out and grabbed Xiao Ze's ankle...

Xiao Ze raised an eyebrow, reached out and took her soft, fragrant hand in his.

She wasn't allowed to use her hands. She was asked:

"What are you doing?"

Li Xiwei snorted coldly:

"Nonsense, I'm giving it to you to wear, what else would I do with it? If you won't let me wear it, then do it yourself, hmph."

Xiao Ze coughed lightly:

"Don't rush to wear it. I'll give you a choice between two options, cough cough."

Li Xiwei was stunned, and subconsciously asked:

"What kind of multiple-choice question?"

Xiao Ze: "Option 1: A month later, I will give the limited edition bag to Bai Jingyi, or to another pretty girl."

Li Xiwei, who was half-squatting with her knees bent, suddenly looked up.

He wanted to look at Xiao Ze to see if he was serious.

But the first thing I noticed was the old-fashioned popsicle that Sun Wukong had just bought.

The popsicle must have just been taken out of the freezer.

Ice water was still dripping from it.

Li Xiwei's pretty face flushed red instantly.

Xiao Ze barely managed to suppress his embarrassment:

"Option two, let's have an ice cream eating contest. You eat the popsicle, and I'll eat Häagen-Dazs. Let's see who can eat it the fastest and cleanest, cough cough."

"Of course, as long as you participate in the competition, regardless of winning or losing, you'll get to use the limited edition bag for two years, right up until you graduate from university."

"Xiao Ze, you're a beast!" Li Xiwei finally snapped.

A slap came across his face.

Unfortunately, she is not Bai Jingyi.

Regardless of the speed or the power of his attacks, he's utterly pathetic.

Xiao Ze easily dodged, then grabbed her wrist with his other hand, a half-smile on his face:

"What, with your lithe and delicate frame, you think you can learn to fight?"

"Who can you beat?"

Li Xiwei's eyes were red-rimmed and brimming with tears, which were about to spill over.

"Xiao Ze! Now that you're rich and a big boss, you don't treat me like a human being anymore, do you?!"

Seeing that the girl was truly crying this time, Xiao Ze quickly began to comfort her.

While gently rubbing her little hands, he said softly:

"You think eating ice cream is a joke?"

"I'd rather not have an eating contest at all than randomly pick someone to have one, because I might end up with stomach problems."

"The fact that I challenged you to an eating contest shows that I value you and know that you definitely don't have stomach problems."

"Don't ever bring up the issue of whether I treat you like a human being again. If I didn't treat you like a human being, why would I keep you by my side all the time?"

"Alright, I'll give you five minutes to think it over. Don't make me say any more. Let's lighten the workload for the review editors..."

Five minutes later.

Li Xiwei took a rag, knelt on the ground, and began to wipe the floor with her head down.

Xiao Ze's stomach ailment suddenly flared up, and he kept gasping for breath in pain.