booktalesy Chapter 138 Seesaw God of War
Chapter 138 Seesaw God of War
Chapter 138 Seesaw God of War
Huang Musong hadn't expected the two little ones to get so dizzy and nauseous playing on the seesaw. Even though they were clearly uncomfortable, they were actually having a blast…
Are seesaws really that fun?
Pat Dorothy and Donas on the back respectively.
Doro helped relieve their nausea.
After lying down for a while, her head was no longer dizzy, and Donas sat on the ground in a daze.
"interesting!"
Like Dorothy, Donas also found the seesaw fun, its ups and downs like constantly taking off and landing.
and,
The game has a competitive feel to it.
When you reach the highest point, press down with all your might to pry your opponent up.
This competitive joy captivated and became addictive for Donas.
Dorothy has not yet recovered.
Donas turned to look at Doraemon.
No room for refusal
It grabbed Doro's paw and pulled him toward the seesaw.
"Hey~ You're here to play too!"
Donas's eyes lit up, her heart brimming with anticipation, fantasizing that she would definitely be able to defeat Doraemon on the seesaw later.
As a naturally competitive Doro,
I first met Duoluo at Qingcheng Medical University and have known her ever since.
Donas felt that she couldn't beat Doraemon in any way.
In terms of physique: Doro is stronger, has greater strength and endurance.
Skill comparison: The hammer is incredibly powerful, and the ukulele can induce hypnosis.
In terms of intelligence: Doraemon is not very smart, but he always learns a little bit every day.
Apart from his martial arts skills, he is inferior to Doraemon in all other abilities.
Donas dreamed of winning something, but she never had the chance.
Now, the seesaw presents an opportunity that shouldn't be missed!
Dragged and pulled onto the seesaw, Doro sighed helplessly, wanting to refuse but too embarrassed to speak up.
Playing on a seesaw is so dangerous...
Look at Dorothy,
Doro didn't want to fall to the ground and vomit acid like it did.
But, wouldn't rejecting Donas disappoint it?
Reluctantly cooperating, Doro gripped the wooden board firmly, intending to play around with it briefly to get by.
Donas seized the opportunity and jumped onto the plank.
"Huh?"
The expected "thump" sound did not occur.
The seesaw looked like it was welded shut.
Not moving at all.
Confused, Donas scratched her head with her little paws, looking utterly bewildered.
Press down hard...
The wooden board remained completely still.
"Huh? Did you break it?"
Donas was sweating profusely and whimpering anxiously, afraid of missing the opportunity and not being able to experience the sense of accomplishment that surpassed that of Doraemon.
With her head feeling less dizzy, Dorothy rolled over and lay on her stomach, casually explaining, "There's a big weight difference between you and Dorothy, so you definitely couldn't lift it. We weigh about the same, so..."
"Are you sure Donas can't pull Dorothy off?" Huang Musong suddenly interjected, speaking to both Dorothy and Donas at the same time, his tone full of reassurance.
He knew the different personalities of the three doro perfectly!
Doraemon
I laugh when I'm happy, and I cry when I'm sad.
Dorothy is intelligent but sensitive
If someone loses something that should belong to them, they will feel distressed and develop psychological trauma. Once they start crying, it's very difficult to cheer them up.
Donas, on the other hand, is very competitive.
If it can never beat Doraemon, over time it will surely accumulate negative emotions and start crying.
Having previously made Dorothy cry, Huang Musong took preventative measures to promptly alleviate Donas's psychological trauma.
After hearing what people said,
Donas sat up straight, her eyes wide with excitement.
My thirst for knowledge is at its peak.
"Say it!"
Donas urged impatiently, telling them not to keep them in suspense.
Compared to its desire to play on the seesaw, Dorothy yearns for knowledge.
Straighten the glasses frame.
Eyes narrowed to slits
Dorothy shook her paws very seriously, signaling Donas to be quiet.
"Don't disturb my thinking~"
At the same time, it waved its other paw at the person, meaning to ask him to wait half a minute before revealing the answer.
Maybe I can come up with a solution?
A few dozen seconds later, Dorothy shook her head regretfully and gave up.
Unless Dorothy had to get Donas to carry two more bricks for added weight, she couldn't think of any other clever solution and sighed, indicating that she could finally find the answer.
Huang Musong cleared his throat first...
But before he could speak,
Doro shook its finger, indicating "don't say anything." Clearly, it didn't want to play on the seesaw, afraid it would vomit and waste the juice it had just drunk.
The three doro have different goals.
It's not good to favor either side.
So Huang Musong gestured to Donas, letting her see Doraemon.
Before Doraemon could stop his little antics,
The other party happened to discover it.
Feeling a little embarrassed, Doro chuckled sheepishly and apologized.
Donas gave Doro, who was secretly plotting something, a meaningful look.
"You bastard?"
Donas wasn't angry; she could understand, since she was the one who forced Doraemon to play on the seesaw.
Since Doraemon is unwilling to cooperate,
I'll give it some benefits!
"Dorok, play on the seesaw with me today. When I have time, I'll take you to the mountains to dig potatoes and roast them."
"Roasted potatoes smell so good!"
"It can save people the cost of a meal!"
Donas tries to imitate the way Dorothy usually communicates with Doraemon.
Whenever good things about people (Huang Musong) are mentioned,
Doraemon would absolutely agree.
Never refuse.
Nodding in agreement, Doraemon continued to chuckle, no longer waving his finger at people.
Huang Musong couldn't help but tease, "Is there any benefit for me?"
"People want benefits too, right? Let me think what you would like..." Donas pondered seriously, vaguely thinking of something.
Huang Musong will like whatever the little guy gives him.
Therefore,
He didn't think about it carefully at all.
As soon as Donas opened her mouth, he immediately agreed.
Donas: "I'll steal the triangular basket that Sister Xiao Su used to wear for you when I have some free time."
Huang Musong: "Okay. Huh? Wait, let's forget about this one."
Donas: "Do you like the designs with embroidered bears? Those are easy to steal, and there are many of them. Or the ones without designs are also plentiful and easy to steal..."
Huang Musong: "Stop, stop! Hold on. Have you been corrupted by Dorothy?"
Dorothy was shot even while lying down, and cried out that she was innocent.
I don't even know what a "triangle basket" is!
How could it be that I corrupted Donas?
Also, I'm not bad, I'm smart.
Not long after vomiting, Dorothy was too lazy to speak, only muttering to herself.
Donas shook her head, indicating that it was none of Dorothy's business. She had learned the word "triangle basket" back in Qingcheng Medical University, from the students there.
The male college students had a good relationship and often joked with each other in private.
Stealing goddess stockings and soaking them in water...
Using a triangular basket as a face mask...
There are plenty of abstract topics!
The boys were secretly talking about abstract concepts, which Donas didn't understand and mistakenly thought was the truth.
It subconsciously assumed that people (Huang Musong) would also like Sister Xiao Su's triangular basket.
Looking at Donas's innocent blinking eyes
Huang Musong was too embarrassed to continue the conversation.
He understood that Donas must have a mistaken understanding.
Bringing the conversation back on track, Huang Musong skipped over the matter of seeking benefits and immediately explained, "The way a seesaw works is based on the lever principle in physics. A lever needs a fulcrum, and only when the torques are roughly equal can they move each other..."
The explanations at the knowledge level are meant to increase Dorothy's knowledge.
Doraemon couldn't understand.
Donas didn't care at all.
Not understanding what the person was babbling about, Donas looked at Dorothy, waiting for her to learn so she could come and help with the practice.
One minute later.
Dorothy, as if discovering a new continent, opened her mouth wide into an "O" shape and leaned closer to the seesaw.
"I'll give it a try!"
Operate based on the newly learned knowledge.
It made Doraemon sit forward; and made Donas sit backward.
The brick support is located in the very center of the wooden board.
Doro is closer to the fulcrum, while Donas is farther from the fulcrum.
As they continued to adjust their positions, Dorothy suddenly exclaimed "Wow!" with a burst of intense joy in the depths of her eyes.
The seesaw wobbled and gradually tilted towards Donas.
Noticing that their height was decreasing,
Donas didn't have time to be surprised.
It pressed down with all its might.
"Thump"
The sound of my wish finally reached my ears!
"Hahaha……"
Donas was so happy that she laughed maniacally.
Lifted up by the wooden plank, Doraemon was expressionless, his face full of bewilderment.
"This? Is it fun?"
Doraemon muttered in a low voice.
With better physical condition, they can withstand a higher level of stimulation, and playing on a seesaw provides no pleasure.
Considering that Donas was having a great time,
Doraemon will cooperate for now.
Then I played with Dorothy for a while.
Donas and Dorothy took turns "fighting" Doraemon, but both were defeated and ended up vomiting incessantly in the yard.
As she vomited, Donas gave a thumbs-up to Doraemon in a gesture of admiration.
Dorothy felt nauseous and couldn't speak.
It sincerely praised him in the team's voice chat: "You truly deserve the title of 'Seesaw God of War'!"
"Me?" Doro paused briefly.
Obtain a new title
Doraemon's lips gradually curved into a smile.
It rushed straight into people's arms to share the joy.
Huang Musong hugged Doro tightly and silently planned to take the Doro to the amusement park as soon as he got his salary next month!
The main purpose was to take Doraemon out to play.
Its heart rate is definitely high enough to handle a roller coaster.
Who knows, if he can handle the log flume ride, he might even be able to ride the pirate ship!
Ok……
As for the timing, it was only ten days before payday, which was just when the doro were returning from their trip.
(End of this chapter)